I'm so uptight, I'm sorry

I think that if hot dogs grew off of pigs like 12 inch skin tags that I would like hot dogs at least 40% better.

Plus if you add on to the fact that when you chopped off the skin tags with a sharp butcher knife the pigs let out a wild giggle of glee and that the blood that poured out was syrup or beer or that old cologne Obsession.

And I know it's asking for too much, but if the shorn skin tag dogs could then sing old black songs from the 40s like are in the Disney shows while you swallowed them down...that would sure be a sight.

I would then like hot dogs better.

I like them pretty well, currently, especially with ketchup and kraut.

But not so well as singing skin pig tags.