Science

If I was around during Galileo's trial you'd recognize me by looking for the guy yelling, "BURN THE CUNT" the loudest of all. It would be in Italian, though...and I'm not sure how to say burn, or the, or...cunt in Italian. It's probably cunto. Probably "Burne El Cunto."

I'd bring popcorn, probably. So you'd look for the guy shouting carrying a bag of popcorn with blond hair and specks of popcorn and spit flying out of his mouth when shouting.

The earth seems kinda flat to me, still. Round is nice for breasts, but certainly not nice for earths, that's just stupid.