Sunday, May 29, 2005

Remember Monica?

Worst intern ever.

Back in whore school there were many classes on the art of giving head. There were several and specific rules when blowing a president, the most important being swallow every drop.

That's presidential sperm, that's not five buck skank sperm, that's not married for ten year husband sperm, that's power sperm.

She should have lost her whore license. I'd lose mine if such an oversight happened.

When in doubt one rule to follow
When president head always swallow.

So simple. Am I right? Oh, there was another little rhyme too that applies to this case. Sometimes whores are kinda stupid and need rhymes to remember rules. Like me.

When semen stains your finest gown
wash your clothes you fucking clown.