From down there can be only up. Or sideways into other bad things.

Pop quiz:

The following are people I want to fuck:

a.) your girlfriend.
b.) your wife.
c.) you.
d.) your mom (again)

Please choose the answer or answers that best suit the truth.

Secondarily, I have discovered a new type of fairy. A fairy called the "Plant a hair head in your bum hole" fairy. This fairy takes hair from your head and puts it way up in your anal sphincter and leaves no money behind.

I discovered this new type of fairy while cleaning my area and finding hair where no head hair should be and it just kept pulling and pulling.

I feel the best way to keep this new kind of fairy away is to not clean the area.