I'm having an emergency poop situation

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_~############// (O||O) \\############~_
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-###############\\ (oo) //###############-
-#################\\ / `' \ //#################-
-###################\\/ () \//###################-
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` ` ` ` / | |()| | \ ' '<||> '
( | |()| | )\ /|/
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(vvv(vvvv)(vvvv)vvv)______|/


This is a self-portrait.

I drew this dragon in like 2 seconds I'm such a good ascii artist. I'd join an ascii contest but I'd surely win. I'd join an ascii commune but I don't like hippies because they stink.

I am one of the stronger dragons in the known dimensions and my v-like talons can be very sharp when I cast the spells of Sharpening III. My tail is spiky and often resembles a series of jagged lines which I think makes me ruggedly handsome.

Unlike Smaug I have no chest defects.

Gandalf tried to jack me once and I shot him in the face with a mug full of eye beams. That was the last time any wizardry mumbo jumbo came into my life.

I'm a Virgo.