Thursday, September 28, 2006

je m'appelle pwnt

Know what's gross?


Spoons and forks made out of hair.

And chopsticks.

In fact the whole cutlery industry going to hair based products.  You could never have soup or any sticky food like a moist steak or pasta with red sauce (especially those really thin noodles).

You'd have to wrap all of your food in hard-candy shells and store them in your pockets.

Then you'd get the sugar diabetes and you'd die and be buried in a hair coffin and when I carried you to your grave your guts would leak out of it.

So let's not implement that plan.