I wish there was a word for Jihad in white-talk.

If you had an Asian friend named Suzy and you referred to her in your head as Slant Eyed Suzy most people would consider you a racist.

But not me.  That's funny and really, you can't control sibilants and Asians and racial slurs and brain wave patterns.  I can, though.  It's wonderful.

And if she was fat and you said Sasquatch Suzy, that's also ok.  And if Fasian... well, you can see the pattern.

But if she's white and you call her sex-offender Suzy?  That's not funny at all.  It's hurtful and should be followed up with some ass kissing and lattes.