Disappointment comes in threes and you have had only one

Someone was all, you sure talk about vaginas a lot.  If you love them so much why don't you marry one.  Then I was all...I did?

Ok, that's a lie.  No one said to me anything of the sort.  Sometimes I ask myself that question, though.

Wouldn't it be swell if there was taterade?  Like gatorade but refreshing vodka.

So anyway, what was really said to me was this, you sure talk about Jews and vaginas a lot.

Which got me thinking that the combination of the two would send me off into apoplepsy.  So I thought of this word:  vajewna.

I'm not sure what it is, though, is the only problem.

You should invent it.

Albert Einstein and I get very tired of doing all the inventions.