I had a good one in mind, but I gave you this instead

I sometimes wonder what would happen if I chewed my own foot off.

Would the people sew it right back on and then send me right back in or would the people praise me for showing a natural representation of what a wolf would do if he had to work every day at being the finest programmer alive.

Plus no more toenails to clip.  That's a pretty good bonus.  Plus bionics.  Like that kid who 6 million trained who put his foot through the floor of the car when hitting the brakes.  I wouldn't go insane, though.