this is from email

I think if I were a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and I
wanted to kill myself I would grab a handful of Mentos
and just pop 2 or 3 of them.

I'd have to pop the sour death drops quickly though
because the rush of my brown guts oozing outside of my
cylinder shell would come quickly and soon all that
was left of me would be just so much brown foam and
sticky flotsam covering the green summer grass.