He's gay! It's wonderful! Yay, Lance Bass!

Dave Navarro gets all the stanky poon. I hear tell he and Jenna J are set to be wed. I hope it's an April wedding, they're always so pretty.

Guard your precious flower, Kid Rock. When the Navaro is in town none of us (who have skank wives) are safe. Guard her well, Kid.

Secondarily, this is what they send to me. They want me to buy but I won't because they want me to so bad. If they'd be a little coy about it I might.



Secondarily^n this is my semen. I extracted it last night. The black spots are sea monkeys. My UI track fosters many forms of life.