Life is pale Ogden

I have a personal question to ask you.

Let's say you have one normal hand. It has five fingers, no more, nor less. The coy would say something about the thumb. Please don't.

One normal hand and it happens to be the right one and on the left one you have half an arm and an odd finger that acts much like an elephant trunk as it wraps around objects and picks them up and fondles them all the way into your sack.

Let us further say that someone asks you, "Where is the sorbet?"

Which hand do you use to point to the sorbet aisle, elephant hook trunk finger hand or regular hand?

This is you. I don't know what you are but you sure are cute!

( /\__________/\ )
\(^ @___..___@ ^)/
/\ (\/\/\/\/) / / \(/\/\/\/\)/ -( """""""""" )
\ _____ /
( /( )\ )
_) (_V) (V_) (_
(V)(V)(V) (V)(V)(V)