Remember when we were all worried that I had SARS?

Dear England,

Thank me later.

I have the best idea.

Next time you have to move the Jews somewhere, put them in Ireland! That whole Northern Ireland project of yours has turned out pretty well, after all. But where to put them in Ireland, you ask?

Southern Ireland, that spot seems pretty clear and green and would make a welcome break from the desert for the dusty Jews.

Love, Ho.