Friday, August 04, 2006

I have very important conference calls all day long

This is how dislexic people smile ): and you can see how sneaky and ugly it is but they're born with that retardation and all we can do is teach them that the correct way is as such :)

Thank God that Jesus designed LOL to be a palindrome. Good job, Jesus, that was a real good idea.

Dear Ass-Hair Fairy,

I'm pretty sure I told you this once, but cease and desist.

When I get those long ones down there it's distracting. I know you mean well and I don't mean nothing personal but it really fucks up the wiping routine. Plus the tears when they're deep planted like the rare weed in the vast desert wood and then the pulling and then the tears.