Guess where this came from. yep. gmail.

I am very sorry about the tirade I put on yesterday and am therefore going to award you 25 innernet points to make up for the shameful display of name calling and chicanery.

Albert Einstein made me say those terrible things.  He poked me with his old, ugly scab-fingers and grunted in German until I finally wrote them down.  He'll be mad for revealing that fact but I think I'll have Steven Hawking to defend me by then.

I think you're very pretty.  Albert Einstein went back to Jew heaven (hell), this morning, and now I'm more free to say all the nice things.

I had more to say but it's late in the day and I have spells to cast to make it rain so I don't have to mow the lawn, tonight.