Wednesday, September 20, 2006

May I sleep in your guest room for a thousand years?

Two things.

Thing one, no more Chuck Norris jokes, ok?  We get it.  He's tough.  It's no longer funny.  Plus?  He's a shitty actor and his kung fu is weak.

Second thing.

Remember when I used to think how bad it would be to have taste buds in your anal sphincter?

Well, it still seems like a bad idea.

But we should do it in rats just to validate.  We can call it the NHYM project but make NHYM stand for something about pyloric sphicters and taste buds therein.

We should also put bomb collars on the rats like in that movie Wedlock.  So they don't escape.