Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Chip the glasses crack the plates

I'm thinking about starting an advice column.  For the people.

Someone sent me an email that was like this:  Dearest Ho, do you think my mom would forgive me if I razored my face because I resemble someone I don't like very well?

Lol.  Wonderful question and here's the answer.

Dear Razor-face,

Your mom will forgive you as long as you are doing what she wants you to do with respect to your marriage, your job and your family.  If you are kosher with this so-called mother's alignment of three then razor away, my friend!