i have a headache this big

I have a tumor made of cheese or some kind of fatty meat sausage or maybe a mixture of butter and crackers lodged somewhere in my bowel or pre-bowel regions and the only way to get it out is by pressure, I'm afraid (interior pressure, please don't get your hopes up).

Remember how you were saving that goat for a special occasion? Well I need it.

Please grind it up, fur and horn, eyeball and soft snout and all the little parts into a fine, chunky paste and put the feeding tubes in my nose and spray full-power until I clear the food tumor because it's really uncomfortable and I have a lot to eat before it spoils.