I wrote this 3 days ago using only my tongue and an old set of leather pants

Wonderful news, everybody!

He did it!

He really did it!

He brought sexy back!

LOL, isn't it wonderful?

You totally doubted me that he'd bring it back, too. You were all, how can one man bring back something so lost?

LOL.

I've been receiving several emails from my friends around the world (many and varied members of a community well-known for its hip sense of sense (including Sting's brain stretched back to its beautiful youth)) and they are quietly assuring me that sexy is finally back.

I guess it will be a Merry Xmas, afterall.