Monday, December 04, 2006

News and NEWS!!!

I have some good news and some bad news.

I know you're the type that gets the bad news out of the way vite vite so I'm just going to out and tell you...Lance Bass is breaking up with his boyfriend.

That was a trick bad.

The real bad is that every day people are writing new poetry. Every day onto the literary dung heap of literature fall small missiles of poems such that a new stairway to heaven could be carved from the old masters of rhyme and the climb to Our Lord, Jesus Christ could be made in a long week (but for the overpowering smell).

The good news is that I have added to the dung heap in small bits of illustrated delight! What's that, you say? Yes, I wrote a book of illustrated poems named, And the Zombie Wept (there's a preferred hardback edition but it's too expensive for you). I tried to set up the purchasing such that Lulu paid to order the book, but the fuckers would have no part of it.

The audiobook will be out in the fall and Terry Gilliam is the voice talent!