Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Sometimes I say to myself: FOCUS! But it never works.

I wish dogs could read.

I'd leave this note on my counter for my dog:

"Stay off the counter, bitch.


There's extra dog food in the cupboard if you eat what's left in your bowl.

Oh, wait!

No hands, only paws!

Guess you'll have to wait for me to get home and feed you or somehow get out of the house and go kill a caribou.



I would, too.

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