Warn, warn, I'm missing porn how will I masturbate?

I wish I worked for the UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT so that I could build on the strength of our great nation (long may she stand (and not she in a pussy/girl way but in a mighty battleship way)) ... build on the strength of OUR GREAT NATION from the inside out.

Instead of going to Al Jazeera web sites and posting the taunts (the slurs) like I normally do, I could get in with the DOD and raise money for more bombs and iron gorgets and also get a very nice vacation package and a near foolproof tenure.

But especially the bombs and blood and President's day off from work.

Peep peep I'm counting sheep
the cable man is late.