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I have made a very important discovery for science. Girls are just like boys but with vaginas and feelings and the desire to do the same work as a man but for less money.

The combination of all of these five fine features make me assure you that if you don't have one, already, you should go out and pick one up (can be found at the mall, fyi).

WORD of WARNING: don't keep them too long because like most good things, after some time, they begin to rot and turn evil.