Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bad moods abound

I can't understand why Jesus didn't beam off the cross and lay hand and foot to chin and maw and hairy jaw as I would have done if I had powers.

I'd have particle transmitted down and shot death rays at everyone in a furious rage.

"I'm so goddamned mad at you -- take this death ray and put it in your eye," I'd say in English (the best language).

Then I'd have created Israel (Jewish for lol, I killed Jesus) and made the Jews live there for trying to jack my ass and I'd surround them by crazy Arabs kind of like their current situation but two thousand years ago.

Then I'd fly over on reindeer and found America and invent television and vodka.

Most think he done it wrong and for once, most is right.

He done it all wrong.