Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Gravity is getting to me

I'll bet that back in the D&D days the only dwarves who lived with humans were the outcasts and the ones who wanted to be in the Terri Gilliam movies.

And you just know that when they get interviewed on the television they all brag about sleeping with tall, attractive human women even though the sad fact is that every night they go home and lay dwarf dick into Little Debbie Latex delights. And then you know they don't wash Debbie after the deed but let the rotting seed congeal into a paste. Which makes the next night even sadder and sadder. 54% sadder.

But Time Bandits sure was good.

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