Dogs and Squirrels

Yesterday was gorgeous. I was in the park trying to catch squirrels for my fetish chamber when I noticed something. There was this dog broadcasting into outer-space to...what I can only assume to be...the dog star.

He was sitting there looking at the same squirrel I was...a squirrel who fiendishly would not come down to play despite my missives.

I'm used to competing with the dogs in the park, but this dog was different. This dog had a satellite dish on his head.

I was going to tackle him and ask him what the hell he thought he was doing..but dogs have sharp teeth, so I thought I'd just warn you instead.