Asia Carerra is in my dreams of late

In some fine dining places veal is on the menu. I cannot eat baby cows. I know, I know...baby cows or adult cows, what's the difference, right?

Still. I kind of have a policy on not eating babies.

And then I thought...what about the Asians? They eat weird things. Fruit, things like that.

And then I thought...what is the Asian word for puppy? Is it veal? Is baby dog tender and more expensive than cow?

I'm off to tend to my profound hangover. I like my neighbors so well I may have to move.