Where in the world is AB?

Many people have asked me where AB went. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but he died over the weekend. Just kidding.

The real truth is that I was AB all along. I grew tired of updating 2 blogs so I got rid of one and I axed the obvious weak one. Again, false.

The real truth is that as we speak, AB is in Bloggers Anonymous--put there by his caring family and demanding job because of his inability to function unless he got at least 20 comments. I wish this were true...but it's not.

The real truth is that I won him from his wife in a poker game. She was down a shirt and a skirt and instead of throwing in the undergarments offered AB. I foolishly accepted and here we are. Him cooking my meals...quite badly..

The real truth...