Friday, April 07, 2006

Bubblegum bubblegum in a dish

I hate body builders. Hate them. They always walk around the towns with their flexy muscles bulging and their great gaping brains gaping.

They think they're so strong and cool. But they aren't.

I hate them so much I have devised a body builder final solution similar to the Hitler situation but not as extreme.

From this day on body builders are to be referred to as Flexicans. That's right. Like Xicans.

Furthermore they are to be put on the Flexican/Xican felony list and sent to the prisons before the deportation to Xico.

If I crashed in the Andes I wouldn't eat a Flexican with their 3% body fat. What's the point?

If I put a personal ad to eat someone alive and a Flexican answered it, I'd say no. I just would.