Monday, May 15, 2006

466, 466, human males can have big dicks

The best thing about ice cream cakes is that when your daughter comes to you and is all, "But dad, I said i wanted ice cream...and you brought cake!" and then she starts crying, then you shame her--which is a process whereby the adult mind makes the child really feel like what they wanted is painful to you and that their wants are bad and you're fake crying and saying I work and I slave and I made this cake with my bare hands and you don't appreciate me...and then she does eat it because she's all guilty about being a bitch...and then there's ice cream! Suddenly who's the hero? That's right. Me.