466, 466, human males can have big dicks

The best thing about ice cream cakes is that when your daughter comes to you and is all, "But dad, I said i wanted ice cream...and you brought cake!" and then she starts crying, then you shame her--which is a process whereby the adult mind makes the child really feel like what they wanted is painful to you and that their wants are bad and you're fake crying and saying I work and I slave and I made this cake with my bare hands and you don't appreciate me...and then she does eat it because she's all guilty about being a bitch...and then there's ice cream! Suddenly who's the hero? That's right. Me.