Tuesday, May 16, 2006


Well, I figured out how to stop the Xicans from coming over the border.

I was listening to that speech, last night which came on the radio and I said to myself..."If we were only to outsource border security to Mexico...We could pay them like fifty cents an hour and they would then have jobs keeping themselves from the very border we're trying to protect."

PS: I don't know how to tell you this, but the pretty, dumb girl who always got my order wrong has been replaced by the fat mean girl who never smiles. I'm sorry, but this is just the fact and there's nothing you or I or even that ex-fattie Jared can do about it. It's up to the Blimpe management to get their shit together, I'm afraid.