Thursday, September 25, 2008

I will track you down and make you love me or it will be the death of you

I read this in the news, today:  Patches of matter in the universe seem to be moving at very high speeds and in a uniform direction that can't be explained by any of the known gravitational forces in the observable universe. Astronomers are calling the phenomenon "dark flow."

Apparently the universe is menstruating and not only menstruating but the flow is abnormal.

It's the universe
that has a dark, heavy flow
and we are tampons

Also this:  The 29-year-old former "American Idol" runner-up, multiplatinum recording artist and Broadway star credits his son, conceived by in-vitro fertilization with friend and producer Jaymes Foster, with making him realize that he could no longer hide his homosexuality from the world.

Hide...from the world?

No, no, my friend.

The world knew.

The world certainly knew.  We (speaking for the world (but not the muslims because they're crazy and will cut your gay throat) (also will some Catholics but not the priests, thank god)) were worried it was you want didn't know you was gay.

We knew all along.

Now you may start legitimates with the Clay Gayken or the Gay Aiken, but please no Gay Gayken, that's too much.

Plus, know what else?  He's a born again xian.  I seen that in the magazines articles.  And he's worried about that he'll be judged from the in veetros.

It's a good thing the born agains never have problems with the gays, otherwise he'd be in a heap of trouble.

Shit, can you believe it's already tomorrow?