Culture for you, culture for me, culture for her and then we go pee

Well, bad news. My youngest son wants to take ballet classes. I'm not a homophobe or anything, it's just that ballet is so gay, you know?

So I did some soul searching. Really deep down, some several inches from the bottom of my sooty soul and then I realized something.

Lynn Swann of the Steelers took ballet. Won Superbowls, is now a tv color man...or I think he is...he mostly is the guy on the sidelines who says about six words a game...I'm not really sure what his actual role is, but he's made it, baby! What's more...he took ballet lessons.

I read somewhere...sometime...that he attributed ballet to his super-style catches.

Man, Lynn Swann. That fag could play.