Thursday, May 18, 2006

Vote for me on erection day

I wish women had boobs on their backs instead of their fronts. So I could stare at them without getting caught.

I also wish I had a nipple erecting/wet t-shirt ray with an attached camera-straight-to-the-net device.

But they don't so I get caught in my leerish side-long gazes most of the day long.

Secondarily, I suppose Paul is getting a big divorce. I think I know the reason. He was sick of hearing that one legged wife of his hopping all over the fucking house. STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, FALL.

Maybe not. I can also picture this: "Honey, can you get the baby, she's crying."

"Oh, sure, why don't you ask the woman with only ONE LEG to do everything." HOP, HOP, HOP, HOP, HOP, STOMP, CRASH.

More likely.