Monday, May 22, 2006

Your medicine just isn't working

flexican flexican
flexoril
one lifts weights
and one's a pill

So anyway, saw that Brokeback which is what all the people is talking about and it reminds me why I don't ever go a-campin: turns you queer. I seen it on television and I therefore declare it truth.

Here's a rap song for you.

Unh.
Rabba rabba rap music
Un.
I'm a rap star
when you blink your lights
I'll shoot your car
cause i'm a wigger
and i'm in a gang
a rill bad one in Compton.
but not really
Unh.
My bitches hit switches.
Unh.
I gots 7 gold blings on my 8 good teefs
Un.
Rabba rabba rap music
and I'm turn to crows
one claw foot and a beedy black beak
with a bright gold fro
and i curse a blue streak
and when you turn your back
i'll sneak a peek
at your stanky g-string
twixt ur grind muffins
one claw foot and a beedy black beak
unh
one claw foot and a beedy black beak
unh
and yo, bitch, i'm sleek

Ok, so that sucked, I'm sorry. We can't all be Eminems.