CRACK CRACK AND how busy am I

I feel bad for Canada, everyone's all, aboooot, aboot, aboot, abooooot, tee hee.  Well, everyone, Canadians have feelings too, albeit tiny and insignificant ones, we should not make fun of their speech impediments except behind their backs like we do with all the other groups of people that are doing everything wrong but just because of the place they were born or the religion they chose.

Speaking of which, it'd be funny if Isreal renamed themselves Hezbollah, then that carzy Iranian guy would be reading his daily messages and say, "We refuse to recognize the Jewish state of...what a minute...Hezbollah?  LOL.  You crazy Jews.  That was a good one, but we still won't recognize you."