Tuesday, October 17, 2006

My real name is Simon.

I find it confusing that this link returns so few hits (probably people type your next (people are real dum)):

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22you%27re+next%2C+canada%22&btnG=Search&hs=WLs&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial

In this picture, guess which one is you and which one is me:

http://dbhs.wvusd.k12.ca.us/webdocs/AtomicStructure/Thomson-Model.GIF

Nope.  Lol.  Try again.  As if.

A lot of people have been writing me and wondering how it is that I know which of two children on a teeter totter is the Muslim.

Sure, the Jew has the little hat but how to decide about the Muslim, that's always the question.

I've decided to post the answer on the innernet for all the world to know how it is you know one is the Muslim.

He has the box cutter, silly.