Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Wherein a race newly discovers its "Stargate" and they appear in front of a band of Neandertols who quickly club them all to death, ending the exploration of space and plunging them into a society of religion and chicanery.
Episode A
Wherein an alien attacker invades earth and shoots several people with a Trans-Fat ray and the people end up dying 30 years later of high cholesterol. The alien tragically escapes through a Stargate.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Pilot #3
Wherein a man tattoos a vagina on his hand so that he feels like he's making love to a fine woman whenever he masturbates. Becomes tragic when the vagina starts sleeping around town. Ends when the vagina leaves him for another man.
Pilot #2
A rural man in Kentucky lets out a true prayer from the heart, pure and with all of the feeling that God requires to grant miracles. His prayer is for the end of the world so that only he and his lover sheep, Dolly, can fornicate without interruption.
In a rare act of interference, God destroys every person alive except for the rural man and he lives happily ever after.
In a rare act of interference, God destroys every person alive except for the rural man and he lives happily ever after.
Monday, November 22, 2004
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
New TV Series Idea
2 buddies, a Mexican and an American. One speaks no English, the other no Spanish. The American is a gay liberal with AIDS as are most Americans yet the Mexican keeps using his toothbrush because he loves the meenty fresh bret. Series revolves around fights of oral hygine. To be named The Oral Hygenist and El Guapo.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Friday, November 05, 2004
Making shadow puppets in the cave
George W. Bush compliments the idea that a stupid man can be president but goes beyond it by showing that an unwise man can also be president.
Titular Stitular
The George W. Bush library will be stocked soley with unread back issues of Field and Stream.